May 2013
5 tags
ollivander:
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
#now we can finally have it our way
loki-cat:
i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress
beyonces:
send me unpopular opinions and i can only reply with “agree” or “disagree”
SURPRISE SUCKERS!
ask-sexually-deprived-eve:
EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A DRAWING
JUST
A DRAWING
NOTHING SPECIAL, WHATEVER I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR BLOG FOR FIVE SECONDS OR SOMETHING LIKETHAY
QUALITY MIGHT RANGE FROM HORSESHIT TO PUKEWORTHY
GO NUTS
-Hugo
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
4 tags
The Doctor’s real name is Ollivander. Nothing you say or do can persuade me otherwise.
singularprincess:
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
tea-tears-and-bbc:
fiddickodair:
don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
OMG
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.
i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:
I JUST WATCHED THE WEDDING OF RIVER SONG AND HE DIDN’T TELL HER HIS NAME IT WAS A LIE OKAY I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
Why do i get the feeling that the good doc and prof song get furreal married in the 50th anniversary
1 tag
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
susanfourman:
I’M THE DOCTOR AND THIS IS JACKASS *turns off tardis antigrav and plummets 30,000 thousand feet into own graveyard*
2 tags
Sorry, so I saw a post with this picture on my...
imjohnlocked:
moonblossom:
johnnybooboo:
BUT I JUST
It’s nice to see John reunited with his favourite jumper.
^no
castielhasthephoneb0x:
a-study-in-butts:
thetwincores:
asapmona:
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
1 tag
Tumblr: Superwholock. The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always them. They are our leaders!
Sherlockians: - Slowly Slips Into Insanity -
Tumblr: Uhh . . .
Supernatural Family: - Suffocates Beneath Emotions -
Tumblr: Guys?
Whovians: We're fine. Don't worry. We're going to . . .
Whovians: - Watches The Name of the Doctor -
Whovians: - Heads Explode -